I jump out of my skin from the jarring slam of the front door. I pause… Wait for it… Mom!?!?!?? Yep… There it is… The call out for the judge, the jury… the bouncer… the peacemaker. All hats I wear daily. From diapers to dorm rooms I’ve seen it all…. my day can go from a tear jerker to gut buster in a matter of minutes. I am a high anxiety, over analyzing mama, who is canine crazy. Married 25 years to of all things…AN ENGINEER who has ALL the answers!!!!! I’m a Java drinking Bravo junkie trying to survive mom-life and keep it all in perspective. I’ve become the Wise Old Owl that your Grandma used to tell you about!